Granny Turismo

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Meet the Worlds first – and only! – Shopping Trolley Dance Display Team . The ladies from Granny Turismo have been delighting audiences since 2009 are now one of the most talked-about acts around.  Part walkabout, part circle show and wholly engaging-The show has universal appeal When these girls arrive on their suped-up shopping trolleys, everyone takes notice.

Over the past few years this merry band have grown in numbers and there are now six grannies available with spectacular dance routines and immense impact – perfect for festivals , spectaculars and parades ( Ooooh… we  do love a parade ! )

What People Say About The Grannies

‘It’s one of the great acts. You were a total hit – as funny and outrageous as anything we’ve had in all my years.’ Stewart Collins, Director Henley Festival

Thank you very much for your great performances at the Hurricane, Southside and Bravalla Festivals 2017. It was one of the best acts we ever had at these festivals and that I ever have seen for this kind of event. You brought such a lot of fun to our guests and really rocked the house! Sven Lackmann , Bravalla Festival Sweden, Hurricane and Southside Festivals Germany

‘The Grannies were a huge hit – I’d recommend them in a heartbeat.’ Sam Matthews, Kidderminster Arts Festival

‘ Without doubt one of the most enjoyed and talked about acts.’ Out There Festival, Gt Yarmouth

‘ The funniest and most wonderful thing in the festival.’ Professor Vanessa Toulmin - Showzam 2013

' You're like a car crash- you just can't stop watching  ' site administrator Bravalla Festival, Sweden